US Gold Medalist


Yes, that’s right! I’m a US Gold Medalist with the US Diving team. 😉 Or so I was the other night in my dream. I was on the highest diving board and I dove off and did a belly flop. As I came to the top of the water I heard nothing but cheers and saw nothing but flashes from cameras. I had just performed a “perfect” dive. As soon as I got out of the water my coach told me and my team to make time for autographs to help promote our team. A little girl came up and asked me what my name was and I said Bonnie and she said “eh, ok, wanna sign this?” so I signed it “Bobbeyonnie” (don’t ask me why).

Welcome to the world of Bonnie’s dreams. hehe